February 2011
I pledge allegiance to the Deathbat, in the United...
Someday I want to meet Robert Pattinson in front...
I miss living in Chicago.
Sigh..
Reblog if you have an enormous penis
Why are there so many porn blogs following me?
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My man. <3
Unpopular opinion:
I find Daniel Bryan extremely boring.
Tumblr fucking up again woooo.
Back to writing my story.
Anonymous asked: WTF BAND IS THAT PICTURE WITH THE DUCK GNOME CINAMON BUN THINGS?!
January 2011
I get off by Halestorm..
Relevant.
Watchscratch-the-maven:
Critical Acclaim solo clip from the Avenged Sevenfold concert (1-29-11)
Tongue! Okay?!
A man buys a lie detector robot that slaps people...
DAD: Son, where were you today during school hours?
SON: At school
*Robot slaps Son*
SON: OK,I went to the movies.
DAD: Which one? SON: Toy Story
*Robot slaps son again*
SON: OK, it was Day with a Porn Star.
DAD: WHAT? When I was your age I didn't even know what porn was!
*Robot slaps Dad*
MOM: HAHA! After all he's your son.
*Robot slaps mom*
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JeffreyNero.
091610 - That day will forever be in my heart and as of today, it still is the greatest day of my life.
I remember the day tickets went on sale. I stayed up all night because I was afraid I wouldn’t wake up on time to get a front row ticket. I was so tired my eyes were hurting, but I still stayed up. I got my ticket right when they went on sale and I got first row. I literally had to spend...
Syncing Syn like a boss.
It’s not funny saying someone was in a car accident and now they’re in the hospital about to die. Especially when it involves someone I care about so much. Things like that make me sick to my stomach. I cannot stand humans sometimes.
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Oh, your name is Synyster Gates?
